Spring Break
'The D-Spot:' learning the ABCs of sex
Jane Hoe
Issue date: 10/13/08 Section: Features
So, here's the thing. If you want to walk the walk, you have to talk the talk. Not up-to-date on your sex lingo? Jane Hoe is here to save the day again with an A-Z list of sex terms you might like to know. Maybe you haven't heard them - you'll probably never use them - maybe they're a little weird. In any case, it's worth reading.
Also, if you'd like to continue reading about all things sex-related on Monday mornings, please e-mail me questions. The frequency with which I receive them in relation to the amount of sex that I know is happening on campus is disheartening. The.dspot@yahoo.com - get on it!
Auto-fellatio: The incredibly rare feat of a man being able to perform oral sex on himself. (Requirements: short torso, long penis, above-average sit and reach capabilities.)
Bareback: Condomless sex. "Au naturel." Otherwise known as a bad decision. Under any circumstance.
Clitoris: The clitoris is a female sexual organ located at the front of the vulva that, when stimulated, becomes hard and can produce an orgasm.
Dental Dam: A female condom! Interestingly, dental dams were not invented for the purpose that they are most commonly known for (female oral sex as well as anal sex) - dentists originally used them to isolate tooth from tongue during dental procedures.
Exhibitionism: The unique characteristic of getting sexual pleasure from exposing oneself to others or being watched while having sex.
Foot Job: Yes, you guessed it. Rubbing of the feet on the penis. Sound weird? That's because it is.
G-Spot: the incredibly sensitive upper area of a woman's vagina. Extremely pleasurable when stimulated. Most importantly, the root of the name, "The D-Spot."
Hummer: Slang term for fellatio. Fellatio, which lost out to "Foot Job" for the F-vocab word, is oral sex performed on a man.
Impotence: The unfortunate situation in which a man can't "get it up" aka erectile dysfunction. (Note: This is completely normal and can very easily be treated.)
Also, if you'd like to continue reading about all things sex-related on Monday mornings, please e-mail me questions. The frequency with which I receive them in relation to the amount of sex that I know is happening on campus is disheartening. The.dspot@yahoo.com - get on it!
Auto-fellatio: The incredibly rare feat of a man being able to perform oral sex on himself. (Requirements: short torso, long penis, above-average sit and reach capabilities.)
Bareback: Condomless sex. "Au naturel." Otherwise known as a bad decision. Under any circumstance.
Clitoris: The clitoris is a female sexual organ located at the front of the vulva that, when stimulated, becomes hard and can produce an orgasm.
Dental Dam: A female condom! Interestingly, dental dams were not invented for the purpose that they are most commonly known for (female oral sex as well as anal sex) - dentists originally used them to isolate tooth from tongue during dental procedures.
Exhibitionism: The unique characteristic of getting sexual pleasure from exposing oneself to others or being watched while having sex.
Foot Job: Yes, you guessed it. Rubbing of the feet on the penis. Sound weird? That's because it is.
G-Spot: the incredibly sensitive upper area of a woman's vagina. Extremely pleasurable when stimulated. Most importantly, the root of the name, "The D-Spot."
Hummer: Slang term for fellatio. Fellatio, which lost out to "Foot Job" for the F-vocab word, is oral sex performed on a man.
Impotence: The unfortunate situation in which a man can't "get it up" aka erectile dysfunction. (Note: This is completely normal and can very easily be treated.)
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